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    How much could YOU get?

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    If you earn $34,000 a year, you are in the top 1% in the world

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    433.00 plus an obama phone... I will just keep managing my money and paying my bills.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tango View Post
    My gf is pissed because I killed all of the houseplants while she was away for two weeks. She said to give the plants a half cup of water every other day. But I'm a dude, all I heard was gone for two weeks and cheat on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianaShooter View Post
    How much could YOU get?

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    Surprisingly, none. I say surprisingly because I know people who make more than I do who are eligible, and not because they have kids or other dependents. Not having rent or a mortgage payment makes a huge difference.
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    $364, not to shabby
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    Shit happens. The ripples just stop and then it's over like nothing was ever there.

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    Clearly they discriminate, I'm a roofer for crying out loud.
    Shit happens. The ripples just stop and then it's over like nothing was ever there.

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    $0. Apparently I would starve if I had to rely on food stamps.
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    You probably both qualify for a cool grand in california.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tango View Post
    My gf is pissed because I killed all of the houseplants while she was away for two weeks. She said to give the plants a half cup of water every other day. But I'm a dude, all I heard was gone for two weeks and cheat on me.

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    They don't like me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IndyMonkey View Post
    Clearly they discriminate, I'm a roofer for crying out loud.
    They don't think you'll live long enough to need them.
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    Dangit.
    Welcome to I an ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shibumiseeker View Post
    They don't think you'll live long enough to need them.
    This may be true.
    Shit happens. The ripples just stop and then it's over like nothing was ever there.

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    If you make $34,000 a year, you are in the top 1% of the world

    If You Earn This Much, You Are in the Top 1%
    Once, a man was free to seek his own happiness, to gain and produce, not to give up and renounce. To prosper, not to starve. To achieve, not to plunder. To hold as his highest possession a sense of his personal value. And as his highest virtue, his self respect. Now it just shows up in his mailbox in the form of a check.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianaShooter View Post
    If you make $34,000 a year, you are in the top 1% of the world

    If You Earn This Much, You Are in the Top 1%
    Gross, or net?

    Regardless, I'm in the top 2%!
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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianaShooter View Post
    If you make $34,000 a year, you are in the top 1% of the world

    If You Earn This Much, You Are in the Top 1%
    I always knew I was in a small group of people.
    Shit happens. The ripples just stop and then it's over like nothing was ever there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IndyMonkey View Post
    I always knew I was in a small group of people.
    You and 70 million other folks.
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    "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!"-Patrick Henry

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    Quote Originally Posted by shibumiseeker View Post
    Gross, or net?

    Regardless, I'm in the top 2%!
    It would be referring to gross ... or it is a gross reference. .
    "We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately." - Ben Franklin, at the signing of the Declaration of Independence, July 4, 1776.

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    Meh 0.00 :(

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    Just what I expected...$0.

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    They said they would be right over...

    not really.

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    I predict that by 2020 40-50% of the US population will be getting benefits from this program either as direct recipients or support involvement. Between the deteriorating standard of living and new taxes there just won't be a reason not to.
    Too old for this, I'm getting.

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    0 for me as well.

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