Food Stamp Program Calculator
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 33

Thread: Food Stamp Program Calculator

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    You can clean your home in a quickie when you use your Schticky
    Posts
    10,511
    Thanks
    1,904
    Thanked 4,452 Times in 2,314 Posts

    Food Stamp Program Calculator

    How much could YOU get?

    Food Stamp Benefit Calculator

    If you earn $34,000 a year, you are in the top 1% in the world

    http://www.allproudamericans.com/if-...the-top-1.html
    Once, a man was free to seek his own happiness, to gain and produce, not to give up and renounce. To prosper, not to starve. To achieve, not to plunder. To hold as his highest possession a sense of his personal value. And as his highest virtue, his self respect. Now it just shows up in his mailbox in the form of a check.

    Feeling the urge to threaten someone? Better read this first.

    Get Mapped on INS!


  2. #2
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Marion
    Posts
    10,210
    Thanks
    2,241
    Thanked 4,444 Times in 2,782 Posts
    433.00 plus an obama phone... I will just keep managing my money and paying my bills.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tango View Post
    My gf is pissed because I killed all of the houseplants while she was away for two weeks. She said to give the plants a half cup of water every other day. But I'm a dude, all I heard was gone for two weeks and cheat on me.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    SW of Beford on a whole lot of land
    Posts
    6,067
    Thanks
    983
    Thanked 4,332 Times in 2,287 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by IndianaShooter View Post
    How much could YOU get?

    Food Stamp Benefit Calculator
    Surprisingly, none. I say surprisingly because I know people who make more than I do who are eligible, and not because they have kids or other dependents. Not having rent or a mortgage payment makes a huge difference.
    IWTFM. The price of chickens is eternal vigilance. "Hey, quit quoting me."- IndyMonkey
    "Way to go, copper. Bring a gun to a bomb fight."

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Posts
    12,826
    Thanks
    2,063
    Thanked 3,689 Times in 2,279 Posts
    $364, not to shabby
    I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    Monrovia,IN
    Posts
    13,961
    Thanks
    5,498
    Thanked 10,149 Times in 4,653 Posts

    Food Stamp Program Calculator

    0.00

    We need genetically-modified wolves that could sniff out and eat idiots.

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    Monrovia,IN
    Posts
    13,961
    Thanks
    5,498
    Thanked 10,149 Times in 4,653 Posts

    Food Stamp Program Calculator

    Clearly they discriminate, I'm a roofer for crying out loud.

    We need genetically-modified wolves that could sniff out and eat idiots.

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    Vermillion County
    Posts
    3,109
    Thanks
    660
    Thanked 3,224 Times in 1,338 Posts
    $0. Apparently I would starve if I had to rely on food stamps.
    Every one in the state is slightly more poor as their money is given to these professional self serving weasels.-Jack Ryan


  8. #8
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Marion
    Posts
    10,210
    Thanks
    2,241
    Thanked 4,444 Times in 2,782 Posts
    You probably both qualify for a cool grand in california.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tango View Post
    My gf is pissed because I killed all of the houseplants while she was away for two weeks. She said to give the plants a half cup of water every other day. But I'm a dude, all I heard was gone for two weeks and cheat on me.

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Laporte county
    Posts
    5,364
    Thanks
    3,612
    Thanked 2,467 Times in 1,483 Posts
    0

    They don't like me.
    **NO Homo disclaimer.** It has been brought to my attention after several nights of heavy drinking while posting that I forgot to proclaim "No homo" after some questionable post responses. Therefor, I am permanently attaching this disclaimer.

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    SW of Beford on a whole lot of land
    Posts
    6,067
    Thanks
    983
    Thanked 4,332 Times in 2,287 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by IndyMonkey View Post
    Clearly they discriminate, I'm a roofer for crying out loud.
    They don't think you'll live long enough to need them.
    IWTFM. The price of chickens is eternal vigilance. "Hey, quit quoting me."- IndyMonkey
    "Way to go, copper. Bring a gun to a bomb fight."

  11. #11
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Jay County
    Posts
    1,951
    Thanks
    3,159
    Thanked 2,100 Times in 914 Posts

    Re: Food Stamp Program Calculator

    0
    Dangit.
    Welcome to I an ass.

  12. #12
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    Monrovia,IN
    Posts
    13,961
    Thanks
    5,498
    Thanked 10,149 Times in 4,653 Posts

    Food Stamp Program Calculator

    Quote Originally Posted by shibumiseeker View Post
    They don't think you'll live long enough to need them.
    This may be true.

    We need genetically-modified wolves that could sniff out and eat idiots.

  13. #13
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    You can clean your home in a quickie when you use your Schticky
    Posts
    10,511
    Thanks
    1,904
    Thanked 4,452 Times in 2,314 Posts
    Thread Starter
    If you make $34,000 a year, you are in the top 1% of the world

    If You Earn This Much, You Are in the Top 1%
    Once, a man was free to seek his own happiness, to gain and produce, not to give up and renounce. To prosper, not to starve. To achieve, not to plunder. To hold as his highest possession a sense of his personal value. And as his highest virtue, his self respect. Now it just shows up in his mailbox in the form of a check.

    Feeling the urge to threaten someone? Better read this first.

    Get Mapped on INS!


  14. #14
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    SW of Beford on a whole lot of land
    Posts
    6,067
    Thanks
    983
    Thanked 4,332 Times in 2,287 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by IndianaShooter View Post
    If you make $34,000 a year, you are in the top 1% of the world

    If You Earn This Much, You Are in the Top 1%
    Gross, or net?

    Regardless, I'm in the top 2%!
    IWTFM. The price of chickens is eternal vigilance. "Hey, quit quoting me."- IndyMonkey
    "Way to go, copper. Bring a gun to a bomb fight."

  15. #15
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    Monrovia,IN
    Posts
    13,961
    Thanks
    5,498
    Thanked 10,149 Times in 4,653 Posts

    Food Stamp Program Calculator

    Quote Originally Posted by IndianaShooter View Post
    If you make $34,000 a year, you are in the top 1% of the world

    If You Earn This Much, You Are in the Top 1%
    I always knew I was in a small group of people.

    We need genetically-modified wolves that could sniff out and eat idiots.

  16. #16
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    SW of Beford on a whole lot of land
    Posts
    6,067
    Thanks
    983
    Thanked 4,332 Times in 2,287 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by IndyMonkey View Post
    I always knew I was in a small group of people.
    You and 70 million other folks.
    IWTFM. The price of chickens is eternal vigilance. "Hey, quit quoting me."- IndyMonkey
    "Way to go, copper. Bring a gun to a bomb fight."

  17. #17
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    Columbus
    Posts
    10,164
    Thanks
    4,816
    Thanked 2,200 Times in 1,536 Posts

  18. #18
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    hiding behind the dog house after he kicked me out too
    Posts
    9,649
    Thanks
    10,636
    Thanked 4,027 Times in 2,779 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by shibumiseeker View Post
    Gross, or net?

    Regardless, I'm in the top 2%!
    It would be referring to gross ... or it is a gross reference. .
    "We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately." - Ben Franklin, at the signing of the Declaration of Independence, July 4, 1776.

  19. #19
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Location
    Auburn Indiana
    Posts
    1,639
    Thanks
    557
    Thanked 1,439 Times in 672 Posts

    Food Stamp Program Calculator

    Meh 0.00 :(

  20. #20
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    East Central IL
    Posts
    309
    Thanks
    108
    Thanked 106 Times in 60 Posts
    Just what I expected...$0.

  21. #21
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Posts
    9,254
    Thanks
    964
    Thanked 4,030 Times in 2,316 Posts
    $0.00

  22. #22
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    Goshen
    Posts
    9,692
    Thanks
    3,395
    Thanked 4,095 Times in 2,510 Posts
    They said they would be right over...

    not really.

    0.00

  23. #23
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    Jack's neighborhood
    Posts
    3,800
    Thanks
    4,127
    Thanked 3,373 Times in 1,731 Posts
    I predict that by 2020 40-50% of the US population will be getting benefits from this program either as direct recipients or support involvement. Between the deteriorating standard of living and new taxes there just won't be a reason not to.
    Too old for this, I'm getting.

  24. #24
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    West Baden, Indiana
    Posts
    6,892
    Thanks
    4,301
    Thanked 2,266 Times in 1,411 Posts
    $236
    meh
    Welcome to INS!
    Home of lively discussions and knowledge!

  25. #25
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    Evansville
    Posts
    3,763
    Thanks
    2,436
    Thanked 2,176 Times in 1,137 Posts

    Re: Food Stamp Program Calculator

    0 for me as well.

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Tax stamp? We dont need no stinking tax stamp!
    By chefcook in forum GENERAL DISCUSSION
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: January 19th, 2013, 06:30
  2. Replies: 33
    Last Post: April 1st, 2012, 16:10
  3. Isn't this illegal (or in need of a stamp)?
    By IndianaShooter in forum GENERAL DISCUSSION
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: February 13th, 2012, 18:20
  4. Do you ever have to have your tax stamp with you?
    By Shawkpilot in forum NFA/CLASS 3/TITLE II
    Replies: 14
    Last Post: June 15th, 2011, 16:13

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •